training our whole lives for this

In a way, my husband and I have been training for this self quarantine thing for YEARS. We have lived and worked on a boat in the Caribbean for what feels like forever and regularly go weeks without touching land that has anyone else on it. Our superpowers include existing in the same space without actually interacting verbally for hours at a time and agreeing upon what to make for meals with a dwindling fresh food supply. Not to mention I can wear a bikini the whole time and jump in the water if I'm getting stir crazy. Most people we come into contact with think we're nuts for living the way we do, but our time to shine has finally arrived. Bring on the isolation!